Staff Picks

For fans of: the Scream series, Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog, Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

 Kicking off with the best title card of the year, the film follows a standard assortment of college kids as they head to the creepy, cobwebby location of the title. Meanwhile, a pair of blasé white-collar drones trudge through what appears to be just another day in the office. An affectionate, extremely knowing spoof that also manages to be a full-blooded, rip-snorting scary movie, this Joss Whedon production should have horror fans levitating off of their seats with bliss.